Wednesday, August 1, 2007

YouChoose Roundup

  • John Edwards: Stop trying to make HAIR happen.
  • Dennis Kucinich: I like you, but why would you remind us that you're friggin 90? BTW, I like that you still wear that suit.
  • Barack Obama: Hip-Hop still scares voting-age white folk. Just sayin.
  • John McCain: Oh wait, nevermind. I forgot that we don't talk about you anymore.
  • Joe Biden: If you're gonna do David Letterman, go for the LOLs! But good job.
  • Rudy Giuliani: Congratulations. You sold out a coffeehouse. PS, can someone please tell me a) where South Carolina is and b) is that where DELIVERANCE took place?
  • Mike Huckabee: Contrary to popular belief, some us are, in fact, descended from monkeys. Why is that so bad?

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